The Almonds
Hi! (waving vigorously) Super excited to be here, my name is Alyssa Almond. I married my husband partly for his last name but mostly because he has a nice butt. Derek and I have been married for 11 years this April! Time surely flies, it was slow when I was a child and then sped up as I aged which makes no sense. Time flying makes it harder to remember and keep up with things, but I adapt. Derek is an amazing man. I mean, basically my best friend. Sometimes I stare at him and wonder how it's even possible to have someone (not blood related) in my life so consistently and constantly for so long and still want more and still love them endlessly. I mean, don't get me wrong it hasn't been easy but it's been worth it. All good things take hard work and dedication and he is a good thing. Well, mostly, sometimes his farts stink but thankfully not always. I just am so glad to have found him and convinced him to love me. Together Derek and I have four amazing daughte...